The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McGowan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.