The Stuffed Run Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McGowan's stadium. Only over McGowan.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- McGowan runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
McGowan, McGowan, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.