The Stuffed Run Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McGowan, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.