The Snap Count Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- McGowan gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
84%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McGowan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.