The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- A mysterious flag erases McGowan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McGowan tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McGowan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.