The Late Scratch Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- McGowan will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McGowan, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.