The Mystery Tweak Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows McGowan on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McGowan, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.