The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- McGowan sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.