The Late Scratch Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sanders will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
73%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sanders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.