The Sack Spiral Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sanders gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Sanders, Sanders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.