The Sideline-Scold Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Sanders gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.