The Intentional Grounding Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Sanders, the end zone is a rumor.
87%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.