The Intentional Grounding Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
- Sanders leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
87%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.