The Sack Spiral Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Sanders will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.