The Late Scratch Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Sanders's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Sanders's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.