The Snap Count Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Every deep ball Sanders throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.