The Pick-Six Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Sanders takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
81%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.