The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Every deep ball Sanders throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
87%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sanders's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.