The Pick-Six Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Sanders sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.