The Pick-Six Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Every deep ball Sanders throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sanders gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.