The Kneel-Down Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Sanders, the end zone is a rumor.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Every deep ball Sanders throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Sanders will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.