The Sideline-Scold Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Every deep ball Sanders throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
75%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.