The Overthrow Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Every deep ball Sanders throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sanders's stadium. Only over Sanders.
78%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.