The Pick-Six Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Sanders's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.