The Bad Snap Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sanders will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
81%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.