The Mystery Tweak Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Sanders, the end zone is a rumor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Sanders gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sanders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.