The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Sanders will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.