The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Sanders's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Sanders, that's a flag." Sanders: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.