The Overthrow Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Sanders will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Quinshon Judkins
- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.