The Pick-Six Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
- Sanders finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.