The Mystery Tweak Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- The play clock hits zero on Sanders four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Sanders will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.