The Bad Snap Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Sanders gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sanders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.