The Hamstring Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
- Sanders scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.