The Bad Snap Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sanders goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.