The Sack Spiral Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Sanders, the end zone is a rumor.
84%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sanders's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.