The Hamstring Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Sanders, the end zone is a rumor.
- Sanders gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sanders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.