The Mystery Tweak Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sanders's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Sanders, the end zone is a rumor.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.