The Kneel-Down Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Sanders's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Sanders throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
79%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sanders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.