The Sideline-Scold Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
- Sanders finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.