The Overthrow Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Sanders: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Every deep ball Sanders throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.