The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sanders's stadium. Only over Sanders.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sanders gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.