The Hamstring Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Sanders, the end zone is a rumor.
- Ref: "Number Sanders, that's a flag." Sanders: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.