The Pick-Six Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- The broadcast shows Sanders on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sanders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.