The Mystery Tweak Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The play clock hits zero on Sanders four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
88%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sanders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.