The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Sanders tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sanders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.