The Intentional Grounding Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Sanders's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
- Sanders will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
72%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sanders's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.