The Mystery Tweak Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- The broadcast shows Sanders on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sanders will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sanders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.