The Kneel-Down Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sanders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.