The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Fehoko scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
80%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fehoko's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.