The Phantom Flag Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Fehoko drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
87%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fehoko drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.